And now from an undisclosed location deep beneath the earth surface.

It's the sixth annual fake news awards.

Shining the spotlight of ridicule on the dumbest disinformation, the silliest smears, and the most ludicrous

lies of the mainstream media dinosaurs of the past year.

Which prostitutes will walk away with a dino of shame?

What mendacious government mouthpiece will commit

sepuku after being exposed as a deceiving sack of excrement.

And who will walk away with the greatest dishonor of them all?

The fake news story of the year.

Find out in this year's exciting Award Show Extravaganza.

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kitchen and now your host for tonight's festivities,

Ben Shapiro can't make it this evening.

Apparently he's hosting a completely and totally separate

Fake News Award show called The Phibbies that has absolutely nothing to do with

this fake news award show and that the fine folks over at the Daily Wire absolutely didn't copy from the corporate report in any way.

This is the real sixth annual fake news awards except no substitutes, so you

Corbetters out there know how this works by now, don't you? The fake news awards

are known as the Dinos in dishonor of the deceptive door mats and the

boot-licking broadcasters of the dinosaur media. They low-light the most flagrant lies and the disinformation of the corporate

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