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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Episode 433 - Dogs Don't Give Kisses

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5908 Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

On this weeks exciting, mind melting, nonsensicle episode Hank is talking with his buddy Jake about all sorts of things... Severed heads, dog kissess, hide and seek, hunting and sheep. ENJOY!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay, I'm just gonna hit record.

0:02.0

You just push the button like that?

0:03.0

Yeah, I'm not totally used to have another people be a part of the podcast because it's so much better when it's just me.

0:10.0

But you're here, so that's cool Jake Hixen is here recording with me today last

0:17.5

week I had Ed Anderson on the show artist Ed Anderson on the show it episode. It was it's so much better when it's just me but it you know but that one was you listen to the episode I did. Did you enjoy it? I did enjoy it. Is there anything in particular about it that you enjoyed?

0:34.0

Oh, mostly every time Ed was speaking.

0:37.0

Because it meant that I wasn't.

0:40.0

Yeah, they're just so much better and so much more planned out.

0:44.1

And like when I do it alone, it's like you're listening to a well thought out

0:48.2

pre-planned written monologue.

0:51.5

Like people listen to it when it's a speech. Right, right. They think, oh my God, how long did it take for him to write this full hour?

0:58.8

And the fact that he's performing this obviously written by a team of writers hour.

1:05.6

That's how you feel when you listen to the show.

1:07.4

Yeah, you wonder how much did he have to cut out to fit it all within the hour.

1:10.3

Oh my God, to be a fly on the wall in the writer's room when the Hank Patterson's outdoor misadventures is being put together.

1:18.0

But when somebody else comes on the show, it's not as planned.

1:22.0

Because you're going to say something stupid and get us all off rails right because I'm going to keep I'm going to keep the whole thing on track I'm going to keep the whole thing moving forward

1:30.3

It's going to be hilarious you can have two idiots in the same room.

1:33.2

Back to back to back to jokes. And then, but then you're going to be on the show and it's going to be

1:38.2

like, and then you're going to screw up the punch lines.

1:40.4

Kill the energy. Yeah, just totally kill it this episode Hank Patterson's outdoor

1:44.6

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