All right into this thing.

First of all, I should say that I live on a golf course and there are many, many, many

negatives and two or three positives to living on a golf course.

One of the negatives is apparently,

and I've only lived on this golf course for like

16 months, 15 months, 13, I don't know.

14 or 15, like a year and a half and it has come to my attention that

apparently every six months they have a crew come in and just rip the living

shit out of the golf course and put in a new sprinkler system right now.

So, I don't know, three or four months ago, like 57 people showed up with like a bunch of bobcats and

shovels and pipes and all kinds of crap and they just tore the

shit out of this golf course to put in a new sprinkler system because apparently the old sprinkler

system sucks. Now how do I because apparently the old sprinkler system sucks.

Now how do I know that the old sprinkler system sucks because half the golf course is dead.

But anyway, so they're putting in new pipes and they're putting in a new sprinkler system.

They come in, they rip the shit out of the whole thing it's a big ordeal backup alarms all day

You know the sound of bobcat tractors all damn day for two weeks and they finally get that thing put back together.

Here we are literally three months later they're back

and this time just ripping the living shit out of it.

I mean about the time they got the new sawed to start taking hold they came back so

apparently I don't know what's going on I don't care what's going on I don't play

golf I have nothing to do with the golf. I just happened to live golf course adjacent, meaning my backyard

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