5 • 908 Ratings
🗓️ 13 October 2022
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Hank's singing christmas tunes, talking Grizzly bear Tattoos and ranting about cheaters cheating in a Walleye tournament in lake Eerie. This one's a doozy. Enjoy!
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0:00.0 | Let's get started. I'm not going to lie to you. This is the third time I've gotten started. |
0:05.7 | Sometimes you just start talking and it goes fantastic and well no |
0:12.8 | you've listened to the show it rarely goes fantastic, but sometimes it goes well and |
0:21.5 | This morning for whatever reason. It's just I'm having a hell of a time getting |
0:26.0 | going. So I'm going to, hold on, I'm going to take a big old swig of this coffee. |
0:29.0 | Ah, just to kind of get the brain cells like firing on all cylinders and so we can get the show going man I'll tell you what I have had Christmas music |
0:40.3 | Just bouncing around in my head all morning. |
0:43.0 | But-pah-pah-pah-a-pah-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-da. I don't even know what song that is just do the same I'll sing that ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding and ling day |
0:57.6 | and I've had a chit's nuts rusting on an open flame. |
1:04.0 | Cheatsnuts are tickling your nose. |
1:09.0 | Cheats nuts are tickling your nose. Cheats nuts. Uh, and I've had that song in my head and uh |
1:17.1 | Jingable, Jingable rock. That's not true. That's I just pulled that one out of |
1:22.2 | my head. I was gonna one out of my head. |
1:23.2 | I was gonna say out of my butt, but I don't, you know, there are those butt sayings that I'm just not a big fan of. |
1:29.2 | I think recently on a podcast I was talking about, I said the words, and I'm not shitting you and that's just like |
1:34.0 | God that's gross you know and and when somebody says I'm just I'm pulling this thing out of my |
1:38.1 | butt it's like gosh I don't need that visual anyway so I apologize for that but I've got these Christmas |
1:44.9 | songs bouncing around in my head because in the past I have done remakes of some Christmas songs |
1:52.4 | and I thought I should do one again this year so a couple of |
1:55.7 | years back I did so this is fishmas and what did you catch? |
2:03.0 | I don't remember the lyrics that I wrote. |
2:04.6 | But I redid, so this is Christmas, |
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