Episode 43: A Date To Remember - Live at SF Sketchfest, Part 2

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2020

⏱️ 54 minutes

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This is an episode you’ll never forget. We are live at San Francisco Sketchfest, and one couple has a legendary first date at the show. Ms. Pat calls them on stage to talk about their STDs. Ms. Pat shares more stories about white people not minding their business, her first relationship, and her gonorrhea, crabs and fleas. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello beautiful people, welcome to the new series of My Love Is,
0:04.3	The Podcast brought to you by Bumble.
0:06.6	We went right girls and I just launched myself at that man.
0:10.0	We met both our boyfriends online.
0:11.6	Go on and on and on about self love.
0:13.6	I'm Mal and come back with Bumble.
0:16.2	If you met me out, you didn't meet me.
0:17.8	You let the towel rain in devil, I'm sorry.
0:19.6	Once you experience love, you're not going to settle for like.
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0:30.0	Hey, it's white boy Chris.
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0:38.2	Miss Pat's autobiography.
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0:44.0	Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down.
0:45.8	We still at the motherfuck sketch, and this is part two.
0:48.6	Woo, y'all about to hear about some gonorrhea, hot dicks and gays.
0:52.0	Listen to this shit y'all, stay tuned.
1:00.0	The truth's fitting real fat, nothing but the other classiest same time.
1:04.2	Tag got the flavor, these are not your same lies.
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