Episode 42: Don’t F**k With Pats - Live at Sketchfest Part 1

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2020

⏱️ 43 minutes

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We are live in San Francisco at Sketchfest! Ms. Pat describes what it’s like to be a guest on Bert Kreischer’s TV show. We spoil the documentary “Don’t F* With Cats.” Deon Curry and White Boy Chris Spangle try to get Ms. Pat ready for her trip to Australia with a language test. Deon depresses the crowd with a sad story. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:06.0	Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down y'all and we live at the sketch fest.
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1:12.0	You did, it was great.
1:13.0	Here in, where we at?
1:15.0	We're in Indianapolis right now, but...
1:17.0	I'm San Francisco.
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1:20.0	So look, we recorded this later. I'm just gonna be in the honest with you.
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