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🗓️ 8 September 2025
⏱️ 146 minutes
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Down…set…hut hut…Podcast! It’s football season and oh man that’s funny I just saw Fireman Ed on TV. I thought he was giving it up because they didn’t put him on the Jumbotron enough. What happened, Ed? Couldn’t come up with anything else to do on Sundays? Looks like he assaulted a guy as well. Check out his Wikipedia page picture also. Funny. He is, of course, the most normal NFL fan. Anyway, congrats to all sports fans on this auspicious occasion! Let’s celebrate with a little Kickstarter action. In today’s trenches, we’re going head to head with a brand new information network and platform, tossing up a hail mary with a new popsicle convention, and dancing in the endzone with a horny comic book. Don’t sit on the bench…sit on your ass, and listen to the show!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, S and we're getting crazy. |
| 0:06.4 | Mike and Jee, yeah, and the input, baby, two certified players with swag |
| 0:10.3 | and risk. |
| 0:10.8 | You ain't never heard a better podcast than this volume of a seat back. |
| 0:14.2 | Crack for six-pack to the worldwide kings of the game we're backs. |
| 0:17.3 | Come on. |
| 0:18.5 | It's YKS. |
| 0:19.5 | Come on. |
| 0:21.8 | Drop the big thing Hey, guys |
| 0:25.9 | Watching your latest episode |
| 0:27.9 | It made me think of something |
| 0:30.4 | My friend was talking about |
| 0:33.0 | Some kind of new tarantula |
| 0:35.8 | That they found that has a really big dick. |
| 0:39.3 | And it has a really big dick because apparently the females are very aggressive when they fuck. |
| 0:46.3 | So they got to be as far away as they possibly can. |
| 0:49.4 | So my question is, do you think any of you guys have a bigger dick than this big-ass-a-tri-tranchla? And if so, which one of you guys you think any of you guys have a bigger dick from this big as big as big tarantula? |
| 0:55.6 | And if so, which one of you guys |
| 0:57.5 | you think is the most over? |
| 1:00.5 | I mean, probably going, uh... |
| 1:04.7 | I don't have to say. |
| 1:06.7 | Tough. |
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