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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 422: Blast Off With Doody

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2025

⏱️ 161 minutes

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Summary

How to Become A Millionaire with ChatGPT, from the guys who need $150. Alright, look. It’s getting to be a little bit like when that psychic hotline went under, and everybody said “hey didn’t they see that coming?” which is hack, of course. But…I dunno. Maybe it’s right! Let’s have a little space for the Reddity logic guys. Maybe if you can make a million bucks off ChatGPT, you should have to do it first, instead of asking me to help! What’s even the excuse…you didn’t feel like it? Well I don’t either! Let’s just both enjoy being poor and stop trying to sell e-courses. Plus, there’s a Christmas Alien named after poop. What, you didn’t see that coming?

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I can't

0:05.0

And we're getting crazy

0:06.4

Mike and Jee

0:07.4

in my butt, baby

0:08.6

two certified players

0:09.8

with swagriss

0:10.7

you ain't never heard a better podcast

0:12.4

than this volume of a seat back

0:14.0

crack the six-pack

0:15.1

to the worldwide kings

0:16.2

of the game we're backs

0:17.2

Come on

0:18.1

It's YKS, come on

0:20.3

Drop that feet

0:21.8

I can't believe

0:24.9

You fucking clowns

0:26.5

Think Indiana Jones

0:28.3

wears a fedora

0:29.1

All you fucking do is watch

0:31.5

fucking movies all day

0:32.9

And you think Indiana Jones

0:34.1

wears a dumb-ass hat

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