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Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

Episode 422: Dragula S5 Ep 1 - "Terror in the Woods"

Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

Colin Drucker & Johnny Also

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4.61.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2023

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Spooky season may be over but a new season of Dragula has just begun! The Boulets welcome an airport van full of new monsters over the river and through the woods to a snazzier, sleeker set with a lot more lights and a lot less spiders all over anyone's tits. We have some early favorites, from spooky kook Jarvis to cigarette mom Cynthia, a new rattle we’ll likely be repeating all season, a lot of trouble with the name Satanna and some very sharp words for a certain DVD cover.Want even more Alright Mary? Become a Matreon (https://publish.blubrry.com/s-811386/episodes/e-90268786/edit/patreon.com/alrightmary) at the Sister Mary level to get access to our DRUK S5 coverage all season, plus movie reviews and past seasons of US Drag Race, UK, Canada, Down Under, Philippines and more.Join us at our OnlyMary's (https://publish.blubrry.com/s-811386/episodes/e-90268786/edit/patreon.com/alrightmary)level for EVEN MORE movie reviews, brackets, and deep dives into our personal lives!Patreon: www.patreon.com/alrightmary (http://www.patreon.com/alrightmary)Email: [email protected] (mailto:[email protected])Instagram: @alrightmarypod (http://instagram.com/alrightmarypod)Johnny: @johnnyalso (https://www.instagram.com/johnnyalso) (Instagram)Colin: @colindrucker_ (http://instagram.com/colindrucker_) (Instagram)Web: www.alrightmary.com (http://www.alrightmary.com/)

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0:00.0

The I will not have my entire dragula experience be bust in my ass, pulling marshmallow out of my ass, and then going home.

0:32.0

Well, it's gonna be. I know that this is not the best. I know I

0:35.3

ordered shit on Amazon and was like this'll do, this will be fine. So are you surprised

0:39.8

that you're in the bottom? Honestly? No, I put this together thinking it's episode one, I have a lot of great things, I'll at least be safe.

0:46.6

I just know I have to go into this and show more of who JK is.

0:52.0

Because they love the JK experience.

0:54.0

Could they?

0:55.0

I think some of us might be a little offended at the idea of phoning in the first challenge

1:00.0

or really any of the challenges.

1:02.0

We're all pushing it really hard.

1:03.4

Why do you think you should stay if you buy your stuff off Amazon? Like your look is very

1:08.0

amateur. That's very fun of you to say, Miss Mushroom room. I've never tried trums and now that I seen this I never want to.

1:14.0

Baby look at the cardboard on the side of that buck-ass cookie.

1:18.0

You want to come from my look. You told me that my look was one of your favorites of the night back there so I don't

1:24.1

know why you're coming from me now I didn't want to kick you while you were down

1:27.2

but I guess jaykeg or my shit is different and it deserves to be seen well you had

1:32.4

your chance.

1:34.0

So obviously the focus of this moment is JK and there's a lot there to talk about, but I admittedly

1:39.3

mostly chose this clip so that we could also very quickly into this coverage of

1:44.0

season five of Dragula and this episode talk about Cynthia.

1:49.1

Yes I didn't want to kick you while you were down but I guess JK girl. Yeah, Cynthia as a mushroom.

1:57.0

Cynthia Dahl, the Rugrats reference. It's everything for me.

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