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Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

Episode 420: Alright Scary - "Troll 2" (1990)

Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

Colin Drucker & Johnny Also

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4.61.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Alright Scary makes a pit stop in Nilbog for 1990's cult classic,"Troll 2"! This is of course not actually a sequel to "Troll" and doesn't even necessarily feature trolls, but it does have a hot dad, a veritable Mary Tyrone of a mother, MAGA Holly, a sweaty camper full of dudes, a corny witch with dry lips, the absolute worst minivan in the world, lots of daytime horror, so much green frosting, and some Grandpa ex machina in the form of a double decker bologna sandwich. Don't piss on hospitality and beware vegetarian liberals, or they'll eat your mom! Want even more Alright Mary? Become a Matreon (https://publish.blubrry.com/s-811386/episodes/e-90268786/edit/patreon.com/alrightmary) at the Sister Mary level to get access to our DRUK S5 coverage all season, plus movie reviews and past seasons of US Drag Race, UK, Canada, Down Under, Philippines and more.Join us at our OnlyMary's (https://publish.blubrry.com/s-811386/episodes/e-90268786/edit/patreon.com/alrightmary)level for EVEN MORE movie reviews, brackets, and deep dives into our personal lives!Patreon: www.patreon.com/alrightmary (http://www.patreon.com/alrightmary)Email: [email protected] (mailto:[email protected])Instagram: @alrightmarypod (http://instagram.com/alrightmarypod)Johnny: @johnnyalso (https://www.instagram.com/johnnyalso) (Instagram)Colin: @colindrucker_ (http://instagram.com/colindrucker_) (Instagram)Web: www.alrightmary.com (http://www.alrightmary.com/)

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Elliot!

0:29.0

What kind of idiot joke is this?

0:32.0

You scared the shit out of me.

0:35.0

I'm the victim of an octurnal rapture.

0:38.0

I have to at least mallow some sinks with the woman.

0:41.0

Oh!

0:42.0

You're making sure instincts in the back.

0:44.0

Are you nuts?

0:45.0

You try to turn me into a homo?

0:47.0

Would it be too hard?

0:49.0

If my father discovers you here,

0:51.0

he can't off your loo and that's an eat them.

0:53.0

He can't stand you.

0:55.0

And you?

0:58.0

I like you.

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But my family doesn't like you.

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They say you're good for nothing,

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