Episode 42: Druthers, CA
You Look Nice Today
You Look Nice Today
4.7 • 897 Ratings
🗓️ 2 June 2012
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to Druthers, CA! Here are some tips for making the most of your visit with us:
• Yes. Keep checking your mailbox. No, again. Faster. Now, pay it forward.
• DO not touch the princess anywhere that her swimsuit would cover.
• No sighing in the doughnut line.
• Just stop tapping your goddamned foot fer chrissakes.
• Uncle Blackman’s Enthusiastic Antebellum Sprinting Adventure is closed for renovation until further notice.
• Keep a sharp eye out for “Hidden Deppies”
• Climbing on the Leon Uris shelf is strictly prohibited.
• No insie-outsies on “Lock-In Night.”
• Only children under 42 inches in height are permitted to romp in Erma’s Cherry Bowl—and each child MUST be accompanied by a non tripping-balls parent.
• SORRY! After June 7, 1998, Arlo’s “Shuck Bux” will no longer be honored.
• Thank you in advance for not discussing disused aspect ratios.
• Cut line early on rides you like. Lines are for babies.
• The Sacristy is not there for making-out. Sacristy only likes you as a friend—and not actually all that much to be honest.
• PLEASE don’t slam your locker door.
• Q*bert ALWAYS hits on “16.” You may double-down on aces and Robotron.
• The Parade will NOT stop in the event you are injured by a Moog.
• SHAME on you. Seriously.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The woman next to her, apparently, according to her, the entire flight, |
| 0:03.6 | picked Sir Roman out of her ear, she played with it a little bit, |
| 0:07.5 | she rolled it around, she ate some of it, |
| 0:10.0 | and then she would make it into a fine dust, and kind of disperse it. And then she would make it into a fine dust and kind of disperse it. |
| 0:14.0 | And then she'd start over. |
| 0:17.0 | Oh my God, that made me very close to gagging, which is hard to do. |
| 0:22.0 | Sir Rumen is earwax. That's earwax. We kind of hard to do. So room in his ear wax. |
| 0:23.0 | That's ear wax. |
| 0:24.0 | We kind of learned a new word today. |
| 0:26.0 | What sound do we make when we learn a new word on the show? D. Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls |
| 0:35.7 | Disneyland proudly presents our spectacular festival pageant of nighttime magic and imagination in thousands of sparkling lights and |
| 0:46.6 | electro-sympagnetic musical sounds the mainstream electrical parade. You look nice today. The name's String Electrical Committee. |
| 0:54.0 | You look nice today. |
| 0:55.0 | A journal of emotional hygiene. |
| 0:57.0 | I turned around sometimes on flight Scott and it looks like you're seated at a presidential dinner next to some dignitaries wife |
| 1:07.8 | And you have a big smile on your face and you're nodding and and seem really, really interested in a very animated conversation. |
| 1:16.5 | Oh it's true. Oh you're saying like you've actually seen me doing this. |
| 1:19.9 | Oh I see it all the time every time we fly if we're not in the same row. |
| 1:22.6 | I look back as, you know... |
| 1:23.6 | It's true, it's true. |
| 1:24.6 | I want to embarrass you if I can somehow or other. |
| 1:26.3 | It's true, but then you'll do this thing, you'll do this equally amazing thing |
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