Episode 41: The Stenciled Approach

You Look Nice Today

Personal Journals, Ylnt, Scott Simpson, Lonely Sandwich, Twitter, Adam Lisagor, Merlin Mann, Comedy, Society & Culture, California

4.7 • 897 Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2012

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Summer’s right around the corner, guys. So, let’s get in gear—yes, your gear!

First, make sure you’ve got everything sorted, basketed, washed, dried, pressed, steamed, folded, blocked, shanty-towned, gathered, pinned, stapled, re-steamed, cobblered, new-jacked, and–yes–packed.

To help you get your own Summer bag rolling in style, take a minute to inventory your way through our indispensable You Look Nice Today Packing List:

Cobbler Steam Alarm
501 Peg ’n Spike Kit
Nipponese House Tote
Arm Garters
Retail-Rated Folding Board(s)
Bamboo Clipboard
Sanitary and Diabetes Socks
Banana Smudge
Staple Gun (emptied and locked, per TSA regulations)
Burn Creams, Salves, and Unguents
Functional Parfait
Foster Transformer

Best of luck, have a terrific Summer, and try not to let your legs explode.

Imagine it….

Transcript

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0:00.0	You sound like weirdly sober Scott.
0:02.0	Is everything okay?
0:03.0	Oh, I am. Yeah, well I have a 7 a.m. flight tomorrow, so I've been packing.
0:08.0	Am I right?
0:10.0	And I just tucked into my nighttime retreat.
0:17.0	Half Peptobismal, half Hendrix-Hinn.
0:22.8	Are you going to be packing while we're recording?
0:27.0	Is this going to be a problem?
0:29.0	Are you going to be talking like you have a pair of underwear in your chin. Oh. You look nice today a
0:45.0	nice today a journal of emotional hygiene.
0:50.0	I've always wanted and felt like I missed out working for a store like the Gap or just any
0:56.1	sort of clothing retail because you learned to fold when you're in a job like that.
1:02.2	And to be honest, I'm not a great folder and I'm not a great ironer. I'm not a great clothes,
1:10.8	organizer, washer. I'm just, I'm okay, but I really wish I had had some opportunity in a Chinese laundry or a gap.
1:18.8	Do you ever out of guilt after you kind of hold something up to your body at the store do you ever try to fold it and
1:25.2	then the dirty eye?
1:28.6	I'll just I'll take that thank you. Like you've just driven the jag through the window.
1:35.0	They're like, sir, I'll just, why don't you stop?
1:38.0	It would be better if I did this.
1:41.0	Why don't you just wipe your butt with it too?
1:43.0	That'd be nice.
1:44.0	Just real quick, should you be here?
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