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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Episode 414 - Where'd You Hide The Body?

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5908 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Here's an episode all about whoppers, law suits, droughts, lake Mead 2nd winters and barrels. Sound scattered? It is. Enjoy!

Transcript

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0:00.0

And we're off and rolling.

0:03.0

Rolling, rolling, keep that rolling, keep them rolling,

0:06.0

keep them rolling, uh-huh.

0:08.0

But da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

0:12.0

We're rolling.

0:13.0

This episode, Hank Patterson's outdoor misadventures is brought to you by Sans Bug.com.

0:18.0

S-A-N-S-B-U-G-G-com, Sans- Bug, as in No-B-G-O-B-G-O-G-G-O-G-G-O-G-O-G-G-O-G-G-O-G-G-O-G-O-G-O-G-T-O-G-G-O-G-T-O-G-G-O-G, S'N-B-O-O-O-G, or a- or in your backyard or next to a pond or anywhere outside and there's a bunch of bugs around and you're like oh man I got to get rid of these bugs but I still want to have a picnic.

0:40.0

Sans bug is a tent. They've got a one person, they got like a three person, they got a 55 person,

0:46.7

no they don't. They have, you know, so they have various sizes of these little pop-up tents.

0:50.9

And when I say pop-up, I mean it's folded into a small travelable

0:55.2

easily packable disc and you throw that thing in the air and in less than one second

0:59.9

poof you got yourself a tent and that tent keeps the bugs away from you, keeps the bugs away from the

1:06.8

kids, keeps the bugs away from your food, it just plain keeps the bugs away. I recommend used this product. It's fantastic and it's

1:17.1

literally just meant to keep the bugs off of you. So say you're out

1:20.3

camping and you want to take a nap. I don't want to take a nap in the camper. I don't want to take

1:25.0

a nap in just a regular old tent because I can't see anything or I'm going to get too hot.

1:30.3

So I want I want to still feel like I'm in nature and the son's bug is like it's a like a screen like a screen door that just surrounds you and keeps the bugs away.

1:42.5

And so you're still immersed in nature.

1:44.7

You're still able to see the sky, the stars, the clouds,

1:48.9

the bear coming to attack you.

1:50.9

You can still see all of those things, except for you don't have to see them through the lens of a person who's just gotten like bit 5,000 times by a mosquito because it will keep the bugs away.

2:04.4

Super convenient, super awesome, check it out, Sans Bug S-A-N-S-Bug.

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