Episode 410: Scratching Your Side Boob & Viral Cottage Cheese Recipes
Calm Down with Erin and Charissa
iHeartPodcasts
5.0 • 11 Ratings
🗓️ 14 May 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Erin Andrews & Charissa Thompson are LIVE from the iconic Hollywood Improv during Netflix Is A Joke Fest! In part 1 of this show, the ladies celebrate their shared birthday while calling out one of the internet’s most ridiculous trends: “birthday weeks” and “birthday months.”
Erin can't believe what her husband Jarret posted on Instagram, while Charissa questions why her boyfriend Steve is secretly watching Heated Rivalry behind her back.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:04.8 | But there is a whole thing about picture selection. |
| 0:07.7 | Hold on. |
| 0:08.6 | I said, what in the hell made you choose that? |
| 0:11.7 | And you go, everybody looks great. |
| 0:13.2 | No one's noticing that the tallest person in the photo is scratching the side of her boom. |
| 0:18.3 | It's so weird. |
| 0:20.3 | Calm down with Erin and Carissa is a production of IHeart Radio. |
| 0:44.4 | Hi. Hi, guys. How we doing? Where? Is that where? Vintage wear? |
| 0:51.3 | My God, go tigers. I love this. All of it. How are we doing? How'd you guys get dragged here? |
| 0:54.7 | For us? |
| 0:56.3 | That's a lie. |
| 0:57.3 | Oh. |
| 1:03.8 | 299% of that is partially true. |
| 1:05.0 | But... Oh, my God. |
| 1:08.0 | From what? |
| 1:08.4 | It is. |
| 1:09.0 | It's all working out. |
| 1:10.1 | We used to date. |
| 1:27.3 | Hi. I am so happy to welcome my ex-boyfriend back here. Hey, nice to meet you. You're the only one that I'm on good terms with. If you guys know who my ex-boyfriend or husband's husband's floor. Or they didn't marry. Yeah, they were all losers. So he's the one that's not. How are we doing, everybody? |
| 1:29.5 | Thank you to my friends for coming. |
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