I miss the American Russia for you.

You have had a profound influence on these three lives.

Welcome listeners to the 41st chapter of the QAnon Anonymous Podcast, the turning point

USA episode.

As always, we are your host, Jake Rockatanski, Gillian Field, and Travis Few.

This week we will be examining toilet paper USA, the premier conservative organization

fighting for the hearts and minds of the most vulnerable among us, college students willing

to entertain conservatism.

This strange breed of creature, the young person without a shred of idealism, has always

been present on campus, the guy who walks away from your discussion because somebody is

passing around a joint.

The girl who gets furious when people mention Palestinians, the guy who keeps complaining

that women aren't the same as they used to be.

If you've been to college, you've met one of these rates.

In the past, everyone just ignored them.

People were too busy figuring out if they were bisexual, hitting gravity bongs for the

first time, or getting into screen printing.

But things have changed since those housey on days of paying $30,000 a year to puke off

balconies.

That's why today we are obligated to cover TPUSA, Charlie Kirk, and Candice Owens.

But this is no ordinary episode.

That's because this week we're bringing you the latest innovation in podcasting.

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