Episode 406 - Frozen Wieners & Dog Poop

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5 • 908 Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2022

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Join Hank this week for an in depth discussion and learning experience all about powdered cheese, frozen wieners at the Olympic games, fat shaming bears and how to manage dog poop. Enjoy!

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0:00.0	Let's get on it. Let's make it happen. Let's get some energy going.
0:05.2	Hold on. Oh man. I'm eating. It's been a while since I ate on the show.
0:10.6	I've talked about, well maybe I, I don't know uh it feels like it's been a while since I
0:14.4	obnoxiously ate on the show but I am starving right now I haven't had lunch it's
0:20.7	the middle of the afternoon.
0:25.8	And the only quick thing that I could grab out of the pantry as I was heading in here was either a box of fruit loops,
0:30.1	should have done that, or this bag of Quaker cheddar-favored rice crisps.
0:37.8	They're like little mini rice cakes, gluten-free, 13 grams of whole grains per serving.
0:45.0	No artificial flavors, full ship.
0:48.0	There's no way that this...
0:51.0	How...
0:52.0	The cheddar powder, the cheddar powder on these rice cakes must be artificial.
1:01.2	I mean, what the hell else would it be?
1:03.0	There's no artificial flavor.
1:05.0	Am I to believe you took Chetered Cheese and powdered it?
1:09.0	No, maybe.
1:10.0	Can we put a man on the moon?
1:12.0	Hey, hey. We put a man on the moon.
1:16.0	Hey, hey, we got a guy on the moon. Okay, it's time to start putting our efforts towards powdering cheese.
1:20.0	All right, we're on it.
1:22.0	Like, what about Kraft macaroni and cheese that powder stuff that they put in the macaroni and cheese?
1:28.0	I bet that's artificial. It's gotta be, but I don't know. And I don't want Quaker to sue me. I don't want Quaker to come back
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