Episode 405 - Chewbacca Don't Mind The Cold

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5 • 908 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Here's a little ditty 'bout keepin' warm in the out of doors, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker and the entirety of Star Wars lacking the technology to keep them all warm in the out of doors, some guy stealin' a bobcat and so much more. Enjoy!

Transcript

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0:00.0	One two. One. One. Two. One.
0:07.0	One. Two.
0:08.0	One. It's how much energy I have right now.
0:11.0	One. energy I have right now. One, two.
0:15.0	One, two.
0:19.0	This is how much energy I need to have right now.
0:22.0	One, two, testing, one, two, here we go.
0:26.4	I know what you're thinking.
0:27.1	Where the hell were you last week?
0:29.2	Uh, no episode, no announcement that there wouldn't be an episode just nothing just I tune in I go to download the episode there's nothing there
0:38.1	We didn't know if you were alive. We didn't know if you were dead. We didn't know if you were in prison. We didn't know if you were in prison we didn't know if you were on
0:42.7	vacation where the hell were you you don't say anything you just don't put out an
0:47.1	episode some of you were thinking oh there wasn't an episode last week
0:51.9	and yeah yeah didn't realize, didn't notice.
0:57.0	But five of you are thinking, oh, where the hell were you?
1:01.0	Easy, settle down. I went on a little vacation, an undeserved location.
1:08.8	An undeserved vacation at an undisclosed location.
1:14.8	Disneyland.
1:15.8	I'm a sucker for that, by the way.
1:19.6	As many of you who listen to this,
1:21.1	know, I'm a 100% Disneyland sucker a lot of people hate
1:26.1	Disneyland they're like oh oh my god how could you go there it's just a living hell
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