Episode 405: No Touching My Underwear
Calm Down with Erin and Charissa
iHeartPodcasts
5.0 • 11 Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2026
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
I love you but don’t touch my underwear! Calm Down with Erin Andrews and Charissa Thompson are here with a new episode answering your questions:
- What sea animal would you be?
- Do you like when someone touches your laundry?
- How do you handle a bridezilla who claims they “own” a wedding venue you love?
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| 0:00.0 | she met a wonderful man online and now she's engaged. |
| 0:05.1 | That's so cute. |
| 0:07.6 | Oh my God, that's so cute. |
| 0:09.4 | Also, let that be a great reminder that, in the words of Garth Brooks, |
| 0:14.7 | thank God for unanswered prayers. |
| 0:16.7 | Calm down with Erin and Carissa is a production of IHeart Radio. |
| 0:19.9 | Music Calm down with Aaron and Carissa is a production of IHeart Radio. |
| 0:34.3 | Did you ever want to be a singer? |
| 0:40.0 | I mean, I don't know. I want to be a singer? I mean, I don't know. |
| 0:42.1 | I want to be a performer. |
| 0:48.1 | I would love to be a country star, like just standing up on stage and like performing and like people know your songs and it's fun, like entertainment. |
| 0:52.2 | Welcome everybody to the pregame. |
| 0:53.5 | I just was thinking about it as I was doing a vocal warm up. |
| 0:56.1 | I finally got my voice back. |
| 0:57.7 | Oh, my God, my voice, much to the dismay of Steve, my voice was really going in and out there for a couple weeks. |
| 1:04.0 | But hallelujah. |
| 1:06.1 | It's back. |
| 1:07.2 | I was singing Max on a real thing. |
| 1:10.7 | Okay. So speaking of singers, we do you want to be a singer? |
| 1:15.7 | I want to be on Beach Shazam. |
| 1:17.7 | I want to try that very badly. |
| 1:19.6 | You would excel. |
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