Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late month series Real Time with Bill Mork.

Thank you. What a crowd. Thank you ladies and gentlemen. I appreciate that. Thank you very much.

What a crowd. I know. It's so exciting. So exciting in the middle of a

presidential. I love you. I love you all right back. I love in this room. I gotta say it.

Okay, but listen, it's four. I can't believe it's autumn already. You know the season's

turn. So do you love autumn? I love autumn. I love to watch the gentle flutter of

Hillary's pole numbers as they fall to the ground. Everybody loves autumn. And Charlotte,

the police are using tear gas with a hint of pumpkin spice. It's just... Well, we're following

that. Now we're live here Friday night and we have to follow the, you know, there's been

unrest on the streets there in Charlotte for the last four nights. So we are keeping an eye

on that. We'll update you as the show goes along. The Republican governor there in North

Carolina called out the state police and the National Guard to make sure that in all the

chaos no one uses the wrong restroom. Yeah, yeah, two days ago, this is true. Black protesters

looted the NASCAR Hall of Fame and the white people were like, it's on. Oh, it is on. And of

course Donald Trump is making the situation better. As he always does, he actually said

this. He said, if you're not aware, drugs are a very big factor. It's like you're 90

year old aunt. They're all taking something. Yeah, they're taking something all right, bullets.

But... Now the other day, Trump said African American communities, because he would know.

They're absolutely in the worst shape they have ever been ever, ever, ever. Yes, of course,

Donald Trump of all people, Donald Trump knows why the caged bird sings. Because it used

to live in his hair. So, are you all ready for the big debate on Monday night? Oh, my gosh.

Oh! I'm shitting my pants already. Hillary has been preparing for the debate, of course,

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