Bonus Bill (Originally aired 09/16/16)
Real Time with Bill Maher
HBO Podcasts
4.1 • 15.8K Ratings
🗓️ 19 September 2016
⏱️ 3 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Now it's time for real time 2.0. |
| 0:08.0 | Your task to listen in behind the scenes |
| 0:10.0 | to the real time monologue jokes America didn't hear. |
| 0:13.0 | Start the clock. |
| 0:20.0 | Thank you all. |
| 0:30.0 | I'm working this side. |
| 0:34.0 | Thank you very much. |
| 0:37.0 | Thank you so much. |
| 0:41.0 | Great to be back. |
| 0:43.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:46.0 | We've been off on our little summer vacation |
| 0:48.0 | but I'm back. |
| 0:50.0 | And you know who else is back today? |
| 0:51.0 | Hillary Clinton is back out there. |
| 0:56.0 | Yes. |
| 0:57.0 | New and improved Hillary. |
| 0:59.0 | The headphone jack is gone. |
| 1:06.0 | She looked good today. |
| 1:07.0 | If you can cover from pneumonia in two days, that's not too bad. |
| 1:11.0 | But some of that cell phone video of her stumbling |
| 1:14.0 | getting into the van, that was scary. |
| 1:17.0 | She almost fell to her knees. |
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