Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Mock.

Thank you very much. Thank you very much. You're very kind. Thank you. Well, we are alive right

against when the Olympics are starting, the opening ceremonies. That's pretty exciting,

right? They say they took everybody's breath away, at least according to the autopsie. I had no idea

that was such a thing as synchronized dysentery. This is quite an Olympics they're having there. I

wish them the best of luck. But look, I have to mention this, we are taking a month off after today's

show. Oh, thank you very much. I would give the same advice to the Trump campaign. I don't know

if you noticed this week the Trump campaign exploded like a meth lab and it's not even really a

campaign anymore. It's more like a jackass stunt. It's a shopping cart powered by a Roman

candle up a guy's ass. That's as close as I can... Really, I mean, Donald Trump, we've

lived to this for a year now, but this was really the week of where do I begin? The feud with Mr.

Conn and the gold star families. He said the election is rigged. He said women who are sexually

harassed should find another job. He said he saw a video of money going to a ran that doesn't exist.

Someone gave him a purple heart and he took it and said, oh, I always wanted one. This is a lot easier.

He couldn't stop feuding with the press with his own party, with fire marshals and a baby.

A baby. And today, a hot mic caught him telling mom's apple pie to go fuck itself.

He threw a baby out.

Page one of the politicians handbook, babies. Be nice to babies. He threw a baby out of one of

his rallies, which is terrifying because it means that Trump supporters breed.

The guy I almost feel sorry for is his vice president, Mike Pence.

Poor Mike Pence, he has this, I'm toughing this out. Look.

Like he's smuggling something huge in his ass.

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