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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Episode 402 - Kick Ass Bear Spray Holster

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5908 Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

If you ever wanted random, half researched, possibly correct, maybe incorrect information about how to best use your bear spray, this is the episode for you. We'll talk Bear Spray holsters, spray painting antlers and plenty of other nonsense on another amazing episode! Enjoy!

Transcript

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1115, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5,

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5, 5, 5, test, test, test, test, test, test, test, test,

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1, 2, 2, 2, 9er, niner, niner, niner, niner, niner,

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test, test, test, test.

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Yeah, this one, everybody everybody's at 70s brown butt you know what I'm saying?

0:14.3

I'm Hank Patterson fly fishing expert outdoor guide and

0:19.7

hosted this show Hank Patterson's Outdoor Miss Adventures.

0:23.4

This is season four, the season where

0:26.2

we're gonna learn some shit and stuff, and learn stuff.

0:29.9

We're gonna put on our thinking caps

0:31.4

and by God we're gonna learn learn how to use your bear spray.

0:37.0

When to use your bear spray, how to practice using your bear spray, how not to use your bear spray, where to point your bear spray? Where not to point your bear spray?

0:46.0

And everything else that you ever wanted to know about bear spray?

0:49.0

Well, not everything.

0:50.0

But a bunch of shit about bear spray. But before that, let's just talk about some other random stuff. It is hot as

0:56.6

shit in this room. Let's start there. And I've complained about this on

1:00.2

several occasions, but son of a bitch it's hot in this room today. So this room, the room where I record,

1:07.0

we'll call it a walk-in closet, but it's really the size of two walking closets,

1:12.0

unless you're rich, then it's the size of half a walk-in

1:15.0

closet. But for a guy like me, this... Well, for a guy like me, there's like nine closets.

1:19.3

Because I, you know, a guy like, I don't have a walk-in closet. I just have a closet.

1:24.0

But if you've got a walking closet, I'm sitting in.

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