Before coming here you were like, let's, you're really busy. So you said, we can't have this take two hours.

We're starting 30 minutes late, and I'm about to start over.

And it's scheduled to go two and a half hours.

We have a brand new opening.

I'm going to start the show different.

So I screwed it up the first time.

I screwed it up the first time.

And if you're on Patreon, if you're one of the patrons

at Patreon I'll send you the screwed up intro oh no yeah I probably won't I've said

that before then I never follow through I'm bad at follow through here's the new

introduction yeah this was where everybody's at 70s brown butt I'm bad at follow-through. Here's the new introduction.

Yeah, this one's where everybody's at 70s, brown butt, you know what I'm saying?

Hi, I'm Ink Patterson, fly fishing expert outdoor guide and host of this show,

Hank Patterson's outdoor Misadventures.

And joining me today is, take this, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, whatever.

This is season four, the season where we're going to learn some

shit and stuff so on today's show we're going to learn about drinking your own

urine to survive in the backcountry. We're going to ask questions like,

should I drink my own urine? When should I drink my own urine? Is there any

urine left? How much my urine can I drink? What's my urine

taste like and what are some best practices for drinking your own urine to

prepare to drink your own urine if you're going to find yourself in an emergency to a choice? urine to

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