In August 2019, 2019, two young newyle podcasters drove into the woods outside

Seattle to record a camping episode. They were outside of cellular data

range for upwards of 18 hours.

Analysis of the campsite indicates that someone or some thing

consumed a quantity of peanut m&M's and cool ranch Doritos far beyond what two normal humans, no matter how

youthful and attractive, could consume in a day.

The following tape recovered from the site documents the unbearably sexy podcaster's harrowing one day journey

into the Mount Baker-Niqualmy National Forest. I'm Matthew and I'm Molly and this is spilled milk the show where we go to the

woods meet a bear and you can meet him too because we're going to interview him.

We're taking a real hard turn here in the podcast.

We're going to animal journalism.

Yes, is animal

journalism a style is it like animal

style is like animal fries animal style fries only

journalism more like the the drumming muppet oh right right okay so so it's like it's like animal the drumming muppet. Oh, right, okay, so it's like it's like animal the drumming muppet muck it, but cooked, cooked in mustard? Is that what animal style is? No.

We've basted ourselves with mustard and now we're recording.

Actually, Molly forgot the mustard.

That's true.

I did forget the mustard.

So what we're doing is we are actually recording this sitting at a picnic table at a campsite.

At an undisclosed location.

At an undisclosed location, but we really are at a campsite.

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