Episode 40 - The One Where We Lose Our Sponsors
DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve
Headgum and Dynamic Banter
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2017
⏱️ 62 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgun podcast |
| 0:21.3 | Guys welcome welcome back to dynamic banter. I'm sorry. I was coughing during the |
| 0:25.8 | time. No, no, no, no, sorry Mike. Yes, come back man. Thank you very much. I'm sorry for any confusion. I might have caused. |
| 0:32.8 | There was just slight confusion, but it was more chaos for me because that week was so fucking weird for me. It was just a very busy week. |
| 0:40.8 | Yeah, but I think |
| 0:45.8 | Do you want to start over? No, what I want to do is is I want to |
| 0:50.8 | I want to do something that I've been meaning to do for a while and you know, I think we need to |
| 1:04.8 | I think we need to pray for comedy Mike because I think comedy is a little ill. You were saying this the other day at work. Yeah, and I don't know |
| 1:12.8 | I don't know that I agree with you. I think you might be looking in the wrong places. I think I'm wasting a candle. I'm not going to waste the candle because it's just a really this is from when I was a |
| 1:23.8 | Neon. My mom would like candles like this with Jesus on them and they'd have little Bible passages on them, but this candle features one of my patron saints Andy |
| 1:34.8 | Kaufman. Is that a comforting thing from your childhood? No candles? You don't like that. I mean, I didn't do a damn thing if that's like if I'm being honest with you. I'm not asking you if the candles did magic. I'm asking you if it's a comforting thing. |
| 1:49.8 | I mean no more than a hug or a winter's kiss. |
| 1:53.8 | And you didn't, what is a winter's kiss different? Can I tell you what a winter's kiss is? When you keep the roll of toilet paper and the freezer for a |
| 2:08.8 | um it's like a peppermint patty, but shape different. It's a peppermint jonathan peppermint dame peppermint dame peppermint. |
| 2:18.6 | peppermint Patrick |
| 2:21.6 | Peppermint Dan's like the weirdest ice cream guy in your neighborhood. Hi, I'm peppermint |
| 2:27.2 | Okay, hi peppermint Dan. Oh, I got left his coconut. Um, I don't do you have any of those wrestling ice cream bars? |
| 2:33.3 | I don't think you heard me. Yeah, I said all I have is |
| 2:38.4 | Coconut and he lifts up a whole coconut |
| 2:43.4 | Not even coconut. I know |
| 2:46.3 | All I have is one whole coconut. I made a mistake when I ordered from the supplier |
| 2:52.0 | I thought the kids love |
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