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DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve

Episode 39 - Life Ft. William Haynes

DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve

Headgum and Dynamic Banter

Culture, Dynamic Banter, Comedy, Comedians, Cloverfield, Steve Zaragoza, Society & Culture, Movies, Commentary, Tv & Film, Mike Falzone, Recap, Friends

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2017

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

William Haynes is today's guest co-host because Mike Falzone went on his honeymoon and didn't tell me about it and I had to find out via snarky texts. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

This is a HeadGum Podcast.

0:07.0

Alright, go ahead.

0:16.5

Dear Universe, thank you.

0:20.6

Every single day we wake up and we challenge ourselves to be the best people possible.

0:24.3

Thank you for that.

0:27.0

Thank you Universe.

0:28.0

We're sharing the energy you have through light and courage.

0:36.2

That was beautiful.

0:37.2

Thanks.

0:38.2

It's from my new book.

0:40.0

What's it called?

0:41.0

Condaluno?

0:42.0

Tell me about it.

0:45.2

Well Condaluno is an ancient scripture that was once written by a man known as Guru

0:51.7

Rhu Hama Sen.

0:53.9

The thing about Guru Hama Sen is that he always speaks truly.

0:57.8

Never once has a word been uttered from his mouth that was false.

1:01.3

There is no such thing as a falsely hood to him.

1:04.4

When he first wrote the Condaluno, it was 1802.

1:07.2

Guys, welcome to Dynamic Banner.

1:10.1

This is the podcast where Mike Phelzone and I usually talk about fucking nothing.

1:16.2

But this time Mike Phelzone's not here.

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