4.8 • 658 Ratings
🗓️ 18 January 2017
⏱️ 53 minutes
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0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
0:04.2 | I just think it'd be really funny if, like, your dad got chopped in half. |
0:09.1 | Like, perfectly in half? |
0:10.8 | Yeah, you got fully chopped in half. |
0:13.6 | Yeah, they weighed the same. |
0:15.6 | They were the same size. |
0:18.9 | Geometrically. |
0:19.5 | It was a clean split. It was a clean split. |
0:21.7 | It was a clean split. |
0:23.1 | He was symmetrically cleaved. |
0:25.6 | And I miss him very much. |
0:28.3 | But it was just fucking really cool how it happened. |
0:32.8 | He was chasing after a small bird. |
0:36.8 | And he dove through a guillotine and was just chopped right in half. |
0:41.0 | Good old Jerry. |
0:42.3 | My dad was a chef, and he was trying to catch a small bird. |
0:45.5 | Always diving through guillotine. |
0:48.2 | Your dad's guillotine collection. |
0:50.3 | I knew that would someday be dangerous. |
0:57.6 | You know. I knew that would someday be dangerous. He was the darndest thing. |
0:59.6 | He was polishing his guillotine collection. |
1:02.2 | The darned thing slipped and he chopped himself straight up right in half. |
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