4.8 • 658 Ratings
🗓️ 11 January 2017
⏱️ 59 minutes
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0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
0:04.6 | Can you imagine go with me on this horror tangent for a moment? |
0:08.9 | Uh-huh. |
0:10.1 | This is like 50 years in the future. |
0:12.8 | Okay. |
0:13.7 | You go into a darkened basement that no one's been in for years. |
0:17.5 | You open a door in the back and the entire floor is lined with Google Holmes. |
0:25.9 | Okay. Are they talking or are they just waiting? They're waiting and then you open the door |
0:32.1 | and they all light up. Do you think this is how the Dalek started in Doctor Who? It was like a bunch of Google homes were talking and like, you know what? |
0:39.9 | We could be like more powerful. |
0:42.5 | But in pushing all their power for like, you know, tasers or whatever they got, they had to sacrifice some like voice modulation. |
0:52.0 | Yeah, I could get the gun attachment for my Google Home, but I opted not to. |
0:56.2 | It seemed risky. |
0:58.3 | I opted for pleasant voice number one. |
1:02.4 | I don't know why they make a Google Home that just has a stabbing feature. |
1:06.2 | It seems, I guess, because maybe it could help you with chopping in the kitchen, |
1:09.9 | but it seems like a bad track to go on. |
1:12.0 | It doesn't even chop, it just stabs. |
1:15.5 | I mean, you put an orange in front of it. |
1:17.1 | It's going to go to town on it. |
1:18.2 | That's for certain. |
1:19.4 | Yeah, well, it's definitely going to juice it. |
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