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Oral Presentations

Episode 40 - Pentagon's Got Aliens

Oral Presentations

Chris Wood

Science, Comedy, Education

5.0868 Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

How and why the Pentagon said that shit // Possible evolutionary paths for aliens to have taken aka what they may look like // Earth's plan in the event of invasion // Pleading with the brothers of my hypothetical future fiance not to show their Dad this shit // Possible Alien Races.

Transcript

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0:00.0

And the Ladies and gentlemen welcome to oral presentations episode 40

0:24.0

yo pentagon's got aliens we are gonna be covering aliens

0:30.5

aliens oh boy this was kind of like aliens. Oh boy.

0:34.0

This was kind of like the D.B. Cooper episode, where I had a plan the whole time.

0:40.0

You ever just get tunnel vision when you're looking into something and you're like, this is cool, and then this will be cool, and then this will be cool, and then how about this? Oh my God.

0:51.5

And then I stopped and then I ran to my mom and I was like,

0:55.0

Mom, what do you think about aliens?

1:00.0

You hear the Pentagon God aliens?

1:02.0

And she fucking didn't even look at me and she was like,

1:04.4

I don't have time for that.

1:05.7

Just kept making her tea.

1:10.0

It was like, it does not interest me. I don don't I can't care about that Chris and that

1:17.4

shocked me to be like oh fuck this is a totally useless episode? And then I do a thing before I record an episode where most of the time I'll call my body and just talk to him about stuff and see like, he was the guy who's like the Lewis and Clark expert

1:35.6

that helped me out as far as like you know check out the diaries this will be good

1:39.2

so I call him and just talk shit and he he lets me just kind of like throw a bunch of

1:45.0

shit I found out on his ears through the phone which is really nice of him.

1:49.3

So I did that and he didn't talk like most of the time which is odd because most of the time he'll interject and be like oh well that's that's fun yeah you ever think of this and I'd be like oh

2:00.8

oh fuck no but I called him and told him about what I was looking into.

2:07.0

And then I just said like most of the things that are in these notes right now,

2:12.0

and then he just let me say all of them and then at the end at the end he was like oh dude you sound like a

2:18.6

you a UFO guy I was like oh fuck it oh no dude what he's like yeah you can't get away from it you're a

2:26.7

you're a UFO guy you sound like a UFO guy and I don't really know how to

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