Episode 40 - Games To Play While Camping
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
5.0 • 908 Ratings
🗓️ 9 January 2020
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
When just being in nature isn't enough, here are some games you can play while heading to the campgrounds, while at the campgrounds, while around the fire and more. From cornhole to slug bug - from eye spy to trivial pursuit, we've got some doozies for you. So many, in fact, that we ran out of time. There are one or two "cover the kids ears" moments, so listen close! Hambone! -Hank
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everyone. This is your host Hank Patterson. It is 2.30 in the morning. |
| 0:08.0 | It, well, I mean, maybe not when you're listening, but it is, as I record this, it is 2.30 a.m. So I went to bed. I went to bed last night about 12.30-ish and I woke up at about |
| 0:21.2 | 1 o'clock-ish slept maybe half an hour because my dog Sam I have a little black |
| 0:26.8 | shih tzu a fantastic animal by the way she's at the back door losing her mind she She's barking she's scratching and |
| 0:34.7 | she's going crazy she wants outside. So I get up I get out of bed and I go I |
| 0:40.7 | open the door and she she takes off I mean as fast as a 14 pound |
| 0:44.8 | Shih Tzu can move. She's barking and she's carrying on and I see this cat run |
| 0:48.6 | up in my tree and so Sam, my dog, she starts circling the tree and she's barking, she's growling, she's got her chest all puffed out, |
| 0:57.0 | and she's just fixated on that cat up in the tree. |
| 1:00.0 | And I'm like, son of a bitch. |
| 1:02.0 | Okay, so I'm yelling at her. I'm like son of a bitch okay so I'm yelling at her I'm like |
| 1:04.4 | come on Sam Sam Sam get in the house come on Sam but she would have absolutely |
| 1:09.8 | none of it she's just fixated on that cat. She's circling, she's not listening to me, she's not coming in. So there I am. It's one in the morning. I'm in my underwear. I'm an underwear guy. I'm sleeping in my underwear. So in my underwear, one in the morning, I slip the socks. I'm also a |
| 1:25.0 | socks guy. I wear socks to bed. I admit it. So I slip the socks off because it's wet outside. I go out there to |
| 1:30.4 | get my dog and I look up in this tree because I think well I'll |
| 1:34.2 | shoe the cat away I'll get rid of this cat and if I get rid of the cat then Sam |
| 1:38.2 | will come back in the house with no problem and so I look up in the tree and there it is it's a 35 pound raccoon and it's |
| 1:45.6 | up there it's sharpening its claws it's got the you know fangs the beady eyes and you know |
| 1:49.6 | raccoon it's it then it's scary because raccoons are scary I don't know scary. Because raccoons are scary. |
| 1:53.0 | I don't know a lot about raccoons, but I know that, you know, |
| 1:56.0 | it'll come out of that tree and it'll kill a man. |
| 1:58.0 | I do know that. |
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