Episode 39 - Kevin Brought Beer
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
5.0 • 908 Ratings
🗓️ 2 January 2020
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
When your friend Erik brings beer, you record a show. When Kevin brings beer the next day, you record a new show and then just mash the two shows together into one jumbled mess. Hope you enjoy it! Hambone! -Hank
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| 0:00.0 | Ohh, but I gotta, gotta, but I gotta, you have water, give it? |
| 0:07.0 | I don't. |
| 0:08.0 | I don't. I do. |
| 0:10.0 | Hmm. |
| 0:11.0 | Oh, um. And I have some of that beer you brought. Thank you. |
| 0:17.0 | So, uh, my mom, my mom bought me skinny jeans. |
| 0:25.4 | Wow. Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:27.3 | Like skinny like skinnier than me jeans. |
| 0:30.1 | I was like has she not seen you in a while? |
| 0:33.0 | Well, she probably was, it was actually a couple of years back. |
| 0:37.0 | My mom bought me a pair of skinny jeans, and she, so she actually bought me a bunch of clothes and she sends me these clothes and most of them are pretty decent but there's a pair of skinny jeans in there and she got them for me because they've got like a like a fish on the back pocket like a bedazzled fish on the back pocket and so she thought you know wow |
| 0:58.6 | he's gonna love these right up he yeah. She sent them. |
| 1:03.0 | And of course, then she asked me, did you get, you know, the stuff? |
| 1:05.0 | And yes, I love it. |
| 1:06.0 | And she, what do you think of the genes? |
| 1:08.0 | And I'm like, oh, what are you kidding me? |
| 1:10.0 | They're awesome. |
| 1:11.0 | I'm wearing them now. |
| 1:12.0 | Yeah, I love these genes they're they're my |
| 1:15.8 | favorite genes now and so a few months after this she comes to town and she's staying at my house, |
| 1:24.8 | and I'd been out on a trip, and all my clothes |
| 1:27.4 | smell like fish, and her filthy dirty, |
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