Episode 40: Culture Vulture

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2020

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Kim Kardashian took photos that make her look black, and is being accused of being a culture vulture. Garrianna weighs in on Kim K's darkening over time and interracial relationships. A 911 operator is in deep water after telling a drowning woman to shut up. Ms. Pat learns a click can skeet. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's white boy Chris.
0:01.2	If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh,
0:02.8	then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit,
0:08.0	Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.4	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon
0:12.2	and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:14.0	Hi, child, welcome to another episode of The Pat Down.
0:16.6	We could talk about some crazy shit today.
0:18.2	We're talking about skiing.
0:19.8	Oh, skiing clicks.
0:21.8	Skiing clicks, which I didn't even know skis.
0:24.7	Clicks, coski.
0:25.9	That's how I confuse Einstein.
0:27.9	All I know, that ain't what I'd be doing.
0:29.6	And I'd be sleeping.
0:30.7	Quick ski, quick ski, quick ski.
0:32.9	Yeah.
0:34.1	Say that three times fast.
0:36.7	Click T, click T.
0:37.7	That's really fucking annoying to say.
0:43.5	Especially when you're not what it is, but I'll get it.
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