Episode 39: Achoo
The Patdown with Ms. Pat
Ms. Pat
4.9 • 6.9K Ratings
🗓️ 7 January 2020
⏱️ 37 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Dad, I'm hungry! |
| 0:01.5 | Right, what do I cook for tea? |
| 0:03.0 | Errr, McCain chips. These will be good. |
| 0:05.2 | You know they'll come out nice and crispy if you cook them in a rye fryer. |
| 0:08.1 | Just say, Alexa, open McCain, and Alexa will help you. |
| 0:12.0 | What? You mean if I say Alexa, open McCain, Alexa will open the bag of chips for me. |
| 0:16.4 | Not literally open the bag of chips for your dad, but Alexa can tell you how to cook them |
| 0:20.5 | and give you ideas for tea. |
| 0:21.9 | Uh-oh, okay. Alexa, open McCain. |
| 0:24.4 | Well done, dad. Such a tech wizard. |
| 0:26.5 | Chip, chip, hooray. |
| 0:27.6 | Crispy air fryer perfection with McCain. |
| 0:32.9 | One thing we can all agree on, no one wants another energy crisis. |
| 0:36.9 | But just talking about it won't make it go away. |
| 0:39.6 | Here's what we're actually doing at British Gas. |
| 0:42.5 | We're increasing the UK's gas storage, so that we can help make energy prices more predictable |
| 0:47.0 | for everyone. And so the 8 million homes and businesses who rely on us for their energy today |
| 0:52.8 | can rely on us tomorrow too. |
| 0:54.2 | That's enough talking. Let's get over to doing British Gas. |
| 1:24.2 | I'm not too soon, so I can tell you about how I was about to beat this lady up with my |
| 1:27.7 | panning line. |
| 1:54.3 | It's real though. I cut the gas. You get no play like Nintendo. |
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