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Welcome to the program. It is Tizai, Ross Matthews. In New York, we are coast to coast.

Nicole and Malone are all the way in California, yay. And a hello to you.

Hello. Hello. Hello. We are live on this Monday night.

It's 3 p.m. Pacific 6 Eastern.

Who knows what could happen?

Am I wearing pants?

You'll have to wait to find out.

My God.

Your bottom list, you know how happy I'd be.

I just stood up and it was all up.

This is, how dare you, the show that's a safe space to confess or call in and get advice from people who actually care and will not judge you.

I'm just a weird dare bear.

They are dare bears ready to salute.

Dare bears.

Across the globe. So we'll be taking calls. We'll be getting, this is how it works.

People can call in, leave us voicemails all week, there's emails, all the information is at the how dare you show.com.

Or if you're watching live now on YouTube, if you look in the chat room or in the description, there's a link there where you can zoom in. We don't know who's ever going to be here. We don't know if anyone's ever going to call in.

But I know that I'll be here and you'll be here and you'll be here, Malone, Nikki. Yes, we will.

What a joy to see you both and how are you on this lovely Monday night? Well, I'm lovely. I've missed, really missed Malone,

because I have to say Malone, right? Let's talk about this. Well, yeah, Malone, let's talk. We haven't

even talked about talking about this. Nick and I haven't even discussed this, but I know,

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