Episode 3 - Mar-A-Lardo, Denture Adventures, Breakups and Birthday Pubes

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🗓️ 13 March 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

This week Ross is back from Florida and smuggling eggs in his long underwear in the frosty New York weather. Malone shows off his flipper, we give advice to Buttercup and we give advice to listeners struggling with separating from their childhood blanket and recovering from a breakup. Plus, we shower Nikki with praise for her upcoming Dying For Sex limited series on FX! If you need advice or have a confession - email us at [email protected] or leave us a voicemail at 360-399-6289. Subscribe to our YouTube channel and watch us LIVE every Monday at 3pm PT / 6pm ET https://www.youtube.com/@thehowdareyoushow

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0:00.0	Yes. Hello. Oh, hello. Oh, hello, everybody. Oh, it's a Tuesday. No, normally we're doing this on a Monday, but it is a Tuesday now. I'm joined, of course. Oh, by the Oh, it's a Tuesday. No, normally we're doing this on a Monday, but it is a Tuesday now.
0:23.1	I'm joined, of course. By the way, it's me, Ross Matthews. Hi, everybody. I am joined by my two co-hosts and besties, Nicol Boyer and Mr. Malone. Hello. Hello.
0:36.0	That's terrifying. We're close to coast.
0:38.2	Yeah, we are.
0:39.3	I'm in my apartment here in New York.
0:41.5	I'm wrapped in a Pasamina because it's been so cold.
0:45.5	And I have long underwear on.
0:48.2	It's the temperature.
0:50.4	It's the feel like, feels like temperature.
0:52.8	You don't have to deal with that in La Quinta, Palm Palm Springs, where Nikki is or Burbank, where Malone is.
0:56.9	So today it was like 20-something, but the winds made the feels-like temperature to feel like,
1:03.8	you know, the movie Frozen?
1:06.2	Mm-hmm.
1:07.4	Let it go.
1:07.9	It felt like today was made by Elsa, you know, just with her hand.
1:11.1	And that's how today was made.
1:12.7	It was so cool.
1:13.7	We are live coast to coast.
1:15.8	How are you guys?
1:17.0	Hi.
1:17.3	They're so good.
1:18.0	Thank you for asking.
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