Episode #394 (Originally aired 07/01/16)
Real Time with Bill Maher
HBO Podcasts
4.1 • 15.8K Ratings
🗓️ 2 July 2016
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh. |
| 0:30.0 | Thank you. Thank you. Oh, thank you. Thank you people. I know. I know. Thank you. I know |
| 0:45.6 | why you're happy. It's the 4th of July weekend. Oh, you got a big long week. You're not happy |
| 0:50.1 | about that. It's a fourth of... |
| 0:52.1 | Oh, so are you. You know what? I love these days. The days leading up to the 4th when people |
| 0:58.1 | are getting ready. Communities are planning the parades and moms are heading to the market |
| 1:02.8 | to grab some weeners. Rednecks are saying goodbye to their fingers. You know the days leading |
| 1:12.6 | up. Now, this is an extra special year to celebrate not being part of England. Bruxett, |
| 1:19.0 | we've brexeted in 1776. We've brexeted it. I love them. They're having their troubles over |
| 1:30.8 | there with them and they are having regrex it. I didn't make that up. That's not our joke. I'm |
| 1:39.3 | sorry. That's in the paper. That's where they're calling it about the vote to leave. And also, I |
| 1:45.4 | love this. It makes me feel better as a dumb American. They're dumb there too. You know, after the |
| 1:53.4 | vote to leave the top Google searches in the UK, after the vote were, what does it mean to leave |
| 1:59.4 | the EU? What is the EU? And which countries are in the EU? This is like drinking everything in your |
| 2:10.2 | garage and then googling, what's in paint? Did you see what the people in Scotland were tweeting |
| 2:24.8 | back to Donald Trump when he was over there? He was over there when it happened and of course he |
| 2:29.6 | was all for it and they didn't like that. The Scottish people were buying that. They called him, |
| 2:34.4 | I love this, a cock splat. And also, a two-page fucktrumpet. I'm not making that up. I don't know what, |
| 2:50.4 | I don't know what a two-page fucktrumpet is but I think it's Scottish for a whiny little bitch. |
| 2:56.8 | Oh yes. Thank you. Why any little bitch? Well, he is. Why any little bitch? Oh, I've always wanted to |
| 3:18.8 | lead a mob. But he is. You know, we had a, oh god, I can't even keep up with the amount of terrorist |
| 3:26.4 | attacks we had one today and then at the beginning of the week in Istanbul and you know what Trump's |
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