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Real Time with Bill Maher

Bonus Bill (Originally aired 06/24/16)

Real Time with Bill Maher

HBO Podcasts

News

4.115.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2016

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Bonus Bill (Originally aired 06/24/16) - Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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Now it's time for real time 2.0.

0:02.0

Your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue jokes America didn't

0:13.0

hear.

0:31.0

Thank you.

0:36.0

Wow, how exciting.

0:38.0

Thank you.

0:43.0

Oh, is that a sick or something?

0:45.0

Cool.

0:46.0

Kind of avation usually get when you're beat cancer.

0:50.0

Well, thank you.

0:54.0

Why can't we get these people to run Friday?

0:59.0

Say that.

1:01.0

Say just sit in like Congress.

1:03.0

You heard about that shit?

1:05.0

Yeah, the Congress.

1:06.0

They had to sit in for gun control, you know, trying to get gun control at it.

1:09.0

It was adorable.

1:10.0

Sit-ins are not the way to get anything done.

1:13.0

Drum circles people.

1:14.0

That's how you get them to sit in.

1:16.0

Drum circles.

1:18.0

At one point Elizabeth Warren came over from the Senate and brought Dunkin Donuts.

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