Episode 392: Don't mind me! I'm Just shaving away...
Calm Down with Erin and Charissa
iHeartPodcasts
5.0 • 11 Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2026
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Oh boy! It's deep into the NFL season, and Erin and Charissa are in peak road mode for the finale! On this episode of the Calm Down podcast, Erin breaks out the magnifying mirror, finds herself back up to shenanigans and rummaging around.
Meanwhile, appliance failure has Charissa in the midst of a meltdown, literally! Of course they talk about the weekend of great football that was; Caleb Williams' crazy pass, one-upped by Matthew Stafford's moments later, anyone?
They are already talking about re-entry, but first, they must deal with hairs of many colors!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. And I start shaving, shaving away. And I think to myself, |
| 0:08.5 | This is me. What are you doing? I know. I am well aware. And I'm thinking, I'm going to come down |
| 0:14.4 | with half of my face. Yep. No more makeup. Santa Claus has lost his beard. Could have potentially given myself a rash. |
| 0:23.2 | Calm down with Erin and Carissa is a production of IHeart Radio. |
| 0:31.8 | Oh, nice. |
| 0:32.9 | A dab will do you. |
| 0:34.5 | I'm going to tell you. |
| 0:35.1 | Is that a lip liner on? |
| 0:36.9 | No, this is a Janie makeup situation. Is that a concealing? Welcome to the big show. Let me tell you. Not only was I so excited to be back in Lumen, my cystic acne was so excited to be back in Lumen. It's my fault. My fault. I had four nights in Seattle. |
| 0:55.2 | We'll talk about that in a bit. |
| 0:56.7 | But the last night, I'm starting to feel cocky. |
| 0:59.1 | Starting to feel cocky. |
| 1:00.6 | I'm looking at the gorgeous sunset outside my room. |
| 1:04.9 | The lighting's fantastic. |
| 1:06.5 | Sure. |
| 1:07.0 | I'll pick up the magnifying mirror. |
| 1:08.9 | Sure. |
| 1:09.1 | Because this light's great. |
| 1:12.5 | See a little bit of a white thing. |
| 1:13.9 | Grab my lancet. |
| 1:14.9 | Pop it. |
| 1:21.2 | Next morning, I wake up with a head on my chin and it is balanced on the bone. |
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