Episode 39 – Dick on Santa Cuck
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 28 February 2017
⏱️ 119 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Presenting Dick. Dick. Yeah! Yeah, welcome to Dick. You need Dick, you want Dick, you love Dick, you got it, it's the show! |
| 0:27.0 | Where everything is a contest, I'm your host Dick Masterson. With me as always is Sean the audio engineer. |
| 0:33.6 | Hello Dick. |
| 0:34.1 | Hey what's up buddy coming to you live recorded |
| 0:37.7 | but live when we recorded it |
| 0:39.7 | from a concrete bunker in the side of a mountain with us today is |
| 0:46.8 | Let me say this let me make sure I say this correctly and I don't stutter it because it's the first time anyone is going to say it. So I don't |
| 0:55.3 | want to screw it up. You know I don't want to one small step for a man, one |
| 0:59.0 | giant leap for a mankind this quote and then have to retroactively act like I said it grammatically |
| 1:05.2 | correctly even though it doesn't sound as good the dramatic way and what's |
| 1:10.0 | the point of language but to sound pleasant and also convey an idea. |
| 1:15.2 | Sure. |
| 1:16.2 | So you didn't say one small step for a man, you said one small step for man because it just sounds |
| 1:21.4 | better. |
| 1:22.4 | Leave it up. |
| 1:23.0 | So don't, don't fuck up a bit. |
| 1:25.0 | Let me just say it. |
| 1:26.0 | Let me calm down and say it. |
| 1:28.0 | Joining us today, |
| 1:30.0 | Billboard comedy album ranked a stereos cochinos. |
| 1:38.0 | Hey guys, how you doing? |
| 1:39.0 | You know what this guy's up to? |
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