Episode 39: All Things Considered

Wolf 359

Kinda Evil Genius Productions, LLC

Comedy Fiction, Science Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2016

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

After a technical mishap causes Jacobi's latest experimental gizmo to discharge within the Urania, a number of the SI-5's personal items are vented into space. A furious Colonel Kepler assembles everyone who was involved, hell bent on determining which of his underlings is at fault. But when Minkowski, Jacobi, and Eiffel each present wildly different accounts of the event, he and Captain Lovelace discover that determining the why, the how, the when, and the who is responsible for this snafu might be trickier than it first appears. Plus, willful destruction of property, outright libel, Thunderdome, excellent opportunities for science, and Exit 101. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Pepsi Max. Christmas is great, but there's loads of ways to make it better.
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0:31.0	You can knock on wood, pluck a dozen four-leaf clovers, or look to your
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1:35.0	Uh, I was never actually in the military, so...
1:39.0	Ow, technically I'll rank you, okay.
1:42.0	Oh, that's my year
1:44.0	Detail at attention sir
1:46.9	Thank you master at arms
1:48.9	All being present the proceedings of a general inquiry convened on Mission Day 1023 pursuant to Mission
1:55.4	Orders Article C may now commence.
1:58.0	Sir, is this really necessary? Yeah, can't we skip thee, a few good men rerun and just discuss this in calm non-threading?
2:09.0	Silence!
2:10.0	Master dorm arms,
2:14.0	arms, please direct these people's attention to the starboard window.
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