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because we're exactly a week apart. I am not excited about that. Why? The idea that I'm going to be 56 is just a little bit much because I am now closer to 60 than I was last year. You know what I mean? Yeah, but you don't look your age and that's really all that matters at the end of the day. I feel every bit of it. So I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. And that is the most important thing

to keep in mind. Yeah, you would think so, except that my body fucking hurts most of the time.

And yeah, the 56 things just freaks me out. I don't know. Do you think more or less about

our age difference as you get older? I don't really, I don't think too much about it.

Honestly, no. I guess right now I'm not thinking a lot about it. Well, that's not true. That's a

lie. We're talking about potentially moving within five years, right? Three to five years.

Yeah, I would say three years. Because I don't want to be 60 and live in Vegas. I'm not ready for I don't think I want to do

that. First of all, love it here. We have an amazing home. We live in a great place. This is not a

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