All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

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It was hot.

It was really quite something.

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Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

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You're like, well, we're still 10 days out.

I'm like, the fuck we are.

We're 10 day, 10 hours late, man. And you're leaving on your birthday. So you're going to be gone for a week. So everything I have to fucking plan is pre-birthday. sounds like we're going to have fun we're going to go to some sort of a show you have some

sort of a reservation. I get to

touch on and lick on your nipples as much as I want for my birthday. That is not the deal we came up with.

I'm pretty sure it is. It was 30 seconds. What the fuck you're talking about? 30 seconds. I tried to

start with 10 minutes and then I did realize how awkward it would be to just have your nipple in my mouth for 10. It's just the weirdest thing ever. You're such a child. Your nipple would be like raw afterwards. 30 seconds. That's what you get. That's it. And I got a stop watch. That's a great birthday present. You have the nicest man nipples and you never let me come anywhere near them.

It's not even fair. They're incredibly sensitive and it wears me the fuck out. So you get 30 seconds. That's all you get. Well, maybe you should have uglier nipples then. Did you ever think of that? Do my best. Whatever. They're especially nice when you tan them because they're like so brown and perfect. I'm ready for a fucking tan.

I'm ready to be in the sun.

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