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Spilled Milk

Episode 385: The Dishwasher

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Food, Comedy, Arts

4.61.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2019

⏱️ 41 minutes

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by Just Crack an Egg.

0:02.6

And when I want to put the heat back in my relationship with breakfast,

0:06.2

I head down to my local egg aisle.

0:08.4

I look around to see who's watching, and I slip my hand onto the shelf and I pull out just crack an egg.

0:14.0

It is a hot fluffy scramble that's ready in less than two minutes.

0:17.0

Yeah, you just add a fresh egg over the hearty breakfast fixins.

0:21.0

And I know where you can get a fresh egg because you're already in the

0:23.2

egg aisle. A good point. Anyway, you stir it up, you microwave it, and

0:27.1

reignite your love of breakfast any day of the week. Try all seven varieties

0:31.8

including Denver, Veggie, and Southwest style.

0:34.0

And take breakfast back.

0:36.0

What?

0:40.0

Oh, I'm, I'm me me and I'm also me.

0:45.3

And my name's Molly and my name's Matthew.

0:47.5

And this is spilled milk.

0:49.5

The show where I can't seem to get any words out.

0:53.9

Yeah, no, we're trying to, like a new intro this time.

0:57.2

We didn't know we were trying it.

0:58.8

It's much worse than our usual intro.

1:01.6

It is.

1:02.3

Okay, this is the show where we cook something

1:04.2

delicious, eat it all, and then we wash our dishes. You got it. So this episode

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