On this episode we discuss Amsterdam.

It's an epic multiverse crossover,

the movie that finally brings together Batman, Harley Quinn,

Gamora, Ilyana Resfuton, General Zod,

Black Clansman, Austin Powers, Marty Zebra,

Rayland Givens, Freddie Mercury, Dr. Victor Erlich,

Travis Bickle, and Bomba Lorena.

Though none of them are playing those characters.

Man, what a movie that would have been.

Not this one.

Hey everyone and welcome to the Flap House, I'm Dan McCloy.

Ooh boy, it's me, Stuart Wellington.

And I'm Elliot Kaelin and I have a little bit of a cold,

so Stuart may need to take over the summary of the movie

from me some way through.

That's Elliot, because I was like, who's that sexy boy?

Yeah, crackly.

When I have a cold, I do sound like a sexy boy.

It fuses a lot of trouble.

Why is the crackly boy sexy, Stuart?

Yeah, it's because it sounds like you're not long

for this world, so it's like any, you know,

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