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We have more Lucifer. So I don't know about you guys, but I think the fifth night might be where you think the devil on the download.

I don't know what you think. Glory to all motherfuckers.

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.

The explicit tag is there for a reason.

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Recording live from Glory Hole Studios in Chicago. This is cognitive dissonance. Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way.

We bring critical thinking skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad.

It's skeptical. It's political. And there is no welcome mat. This is episode 384 of cognitive dissonance.

We are joined at long last, finally, by our very special guest, Dan Savage. Dan, welcome to the show.

Thanks for having me. Absolutely. We know it's funny because we kind of threw out teasers to our audience.

We're going to have a guest. We're not telling you just in case. And we're glad we did it because just you had a little emergency last week.

We're so grateful to have you on this week to come on and welcome to the Glory Hole, my friend.

I want to make a joke about it not being my first time in a book.

Actually, wait, it actually is my first time.

Nobody ever admits their time at the Glory Hole, right? But it is a very special time for everyone in the world.

Yeah, those things just don't work for me.

I want to know what the dick is attached to. The thing is attached to is very, very important to some of us.

You don't want to give a blowjob and stand up and walk around the corner and find your uncle.

That would never have occurred.

Oh, man, now Christmas is going to be weird, weird, or we're no or Bill O'Reilly or Ted Haggard.

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