Episode 383: Code of Conduct

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2017

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Stories covered in episode: Jim Bakker Says God Will Punish You For Making Fun Of Him Tony Perkins Says LGBTQ People In The Military Create 'Moral Confusion' That Makes Men Harass Women Louisiana Sheriff Wants 'Good' Prisoners To Stay Jailed For Their Free Labor Rodney Howard-Browne, Who Prayed Over Trump, Says Hollywood Is Rife With Human Sacrifice And Cannibalism Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Named Worst Pseudoscience Of The Year Miami politician says aliens took her on a spaceship. Now she's running for Congress Livestream: https://livestream.com/dissonancepod https://www.facebook.com/dissonancepod/ Extra: Alex Jones Loses It Over Drag Queens Reading Books To Children IS ALEX JONES PEDDLING LEAD-TAINTED, SPERM-KILLING PRODUCTS? TOXIC HEAVY METAL FOUND IN TWO INFOWARS SUPPLEMENTS

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.
0:06.0	What's up, Tom and Seafull.
0:08.0	I just wanted to leave a message from my wife, Adrian.
0:11.0	I just got married this past Friday the 13th, and I want to say we did a baby.
0:15.0	We beat Nikoia Armageddon.
0:17.0	Look, so we're just spending all the years or a person's second, we have less to see that flesh.
0:22.0	Thanks guys, Gory Holt.
0:24.0	Hey, Seafull and Tom.
0:27.0	It's the most important episode, 3.82.
0:29.0	I think I know how to get Republicans to be in favor of abortions.
0:33.0	I don't think they realize that in order to be a citizen, you need to be born to all these
0:38.0	fetuses that are sitting there and not born.
0:41.0	They're not citizens.
0:42.0	They're actually like undocumented aliens roaming freely about the nation being harbored by women.
0:49.0	So I don't know about it.
0:51.0	I mean, they could solve it just by deporting all the pregnant women, I guess, and going to
0:55.0	get them back.
0:56.0	I don't know.
0:57.0	It just seems weird to know they're suddenly there all for non-citizens.
1:02.0	Glory, Holt, guys.
1:05.0	Guys, guys, wait a second.
1:08.0	If God is responsible for all the deaths on Earth no matter what they are, whether it's the heart attack or an AK-47,
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