Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late month series real time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you very much. Oh wow. Oh exciting. Thank you. Oh ladies and gentlemen. Thank you very much.

Please, please, please, please. We got a big show. There's, uh, thank you. Thank you. I, uh, there's so much, uh, so much we have to get to.

A lot of, a lot of big news this week, not all of it great, but let's start with the thing that was pretty great and will be lasting, which is President Obama, the first president in 88 years to set foot in Cuba.

Amazing. Yeah.

And contrary to the Republican narrative, he did not go easy on the Cuban dictatorship at one point. He stood outside a Cuban prison and he said the prisoners inside year, deserved trials or they should be released.

But enough about Guantanamo Bay. Let's, let's talk about Castro's presence because that terrible tip. But, now of course the Republicans that a double freak out because not only did Obama go to Cuba, but he stayed there when there was a terrorist attack in Brussels.

Like Rudy Giuliani said, it's outrageous. He should be in the situation room right now, planning to destroy ISIS. Oh, keep your skirt on Dracula.

And then he went to Argentina and did a tango. Two days after the attacks, they really went nuts. It's always one of those Republican rules. We don't know it's a rule until we break it.

A tango, two days after a terrorist attack. You know you wait three days after a terrorist attack. A tango. Jesus Christ, what is this man thinking?

That is not how President Trump would have handled it. If anyone, if anybody fuck with Belgium on his watch, they would get a very serious tweet about how ugly their wife is.

Let me tell you something, the very mature Republican campaign that we've been watching has moved on from their debate a few weeks ago where they were trading barbs about who had a tiny or cock.

To whose wife is more fuckable, oh, which one is beautiful, isn't it?

And this started because Tuesday there was a primary in Utah. Oh, yeah, we're still having primaries. Nobody gives a shit about that.

So in the Utah primary, which Ted Cruz won, there was an anti-Trump pack that ran an ad that included a nude picture of Trump's wife, Melania, implying how awful life would be if we had a former model as first lady.

First of all, the picture is not that revealing. It doesn't even show her ass. He wasn't even in the picture.

And secondly, the picture is not new. It's from the catalog that Trump used when he ordered her.

So...

But of course, everybody had to act all mad. Trump's surrogates called it desperate. Trump called it outrageous. Bill Clinton called it a great-screen saver.

Thank you.

But that was only the beginning today. You saw what happened today. Oh, yes. They're all talking about it. The National Enquirer says they have the goods that five women had extra marital affairs with Ted Cruz.

Yes, ladies. Sex with Ted Cruz.

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