Now it's time for real time 2.0.

Your task to listen in behind the scenes

to the real time monologue jokes America didn't hear.

Now maybe there are trunk fans here today.

He won 4 big, he's going to make America great again.

He won 4 big states on Tuesday.

He said that if he doesn't get the nomination,

there's probably going to be riots.

Have you seen his supporters?

There's going to be riots if he does get the nomination.

He was asked this week, I couldn't make this up.

Who he listens to about foreign policy.

And he said, I'm speaking mostly with myself.

He said, because I have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things.

I guess that's better than saying Dick Cheney.

But Marka Ruby knocked him out of the race.

Marka Ruby lost a trump by 19 points in his home state.

I remember when Marco Ruby was the great Latino hope of the Republican party back when they still like Latinos and hope.

He was the future of the party.

He was the future of the party and he got trounced by a sea-less celebrity,

famous for being rude, stupid, vain and bad looking.

It's like losing the bachelor of Judge Judy.

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