Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late month series real time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you very much. Please, please.

Okay, you're an amazing person.

Thank you very much folks. You're obviously in a great mood. Let me bring you right down.

No, it's my job to give you important news. I usually try to stay with the positive stuff

but this is important. The EPA announced the other day that the Flint water thing, not just in Flint.

20% of this country has land in the water. That's the bad news. On the bright side, it does kind of help explain the Trump thing.

Oh, yes, he's still going strong. The Trump NATO struck through four states on Tuesday. Did you watch Tuesday?

Oh, he is getting a lot closer to wrapping up the apocalypse. And it's, yeah, he killed Rubio, not Rubio out of the race.

Killed him in his home state of Florida. I mean, I have not seen a Cuban in Miami get taken out like that.

Since Scarface, I think. And, yeah, and the Trump supporters did not that bright. They said, see, he can get rid of Mexicans.

I think he's been on bright there. A little Marko. We're going to miss little Marko, aren't we?

Yeah, he made a very impassioned speech when he was leaving. He said it was tough to run a positive campaign in today's political climate.

And twice as hard when you're going through puberty.

So he. Now, the one bright spot in the stop Trump movement is on Tuesday, John Kasich won his home state of Ohio.

But, yeah, very exciting. I know. But even if John Kasich won every other state, he still would not have enough delegates to win the nomination.

So Republicans are coming around the idea that their only savior from Donald Trump is Ted Cruz.

I know. It's like the horror movie where the guy runs up to the policeman and thinks he's saved and the policeman turns around and it's one of the zombies.

But you know what?

Hey, life is about shitty choices. I'm sorry. And if I have to choose between Donald Trump or Ted Cruz, count me in for Ted Cruz.

Donald, Donald, you know why? I mean, it would be horrible, but it wouldn't be as unpredictably horrible as Donald Trump.

Donald Trump, literally this week, said the words, all I know is what's on the internet.

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