Bonus Bill (Originally aired 03/11/16)

Real Time with Bill Maher

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4.1 • 15.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2016

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Bonus Bill (Originally aired 03/11/16) - Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now it's time for real time 2.0.
0:08.0	Your task to listen in behind the scenes
0:10.0	to the real time monologue jokes America didn't hear.
0:13.0	Thank you very much.
0:15.0	Thank you.
0:17.0	Thank you Bill.
0:19.0	Oh yes, that's right.
0:21.0	Thank you very much.
0:23.0	What a crowd.
0:25.0	I think I know why this crowd is happy because
0:27.0	Bernie Sanders had a huge victory Tuesday in the Michigan primary.
0:37.0	The biggest comeback ever.
0:41.0	Yeah, man, feel the burn.
0:45.0	Yes, I mean, this is the biggest comeback of June.
0:49.0	I think the new testament.
0:51.0	He was...
0:53.0	They're saying it's the biggest comeback in primary history.
0:57.0	Nobody predicted this.
0:59.0	Even Miss Cleo was like, what the hell am I?
1:03.0	No, he was behind in the polls like 37 points by some polling.
1:07.0	Some people were like, what the hell am I doing?
1:11.0	I'm not going to say that.
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